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03

Jun

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)

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01

Jun

windsofwinters:

asoiaf challenge most powerful lines
      → “winter is coming”

28

May

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

27

May

hellogiggles:

Dissecting The Modern American Male: ACCENTUATE THE NEGATIVE
by Yoav Fisher
sassy-holly:

dirty-got-secrets:

#311

haha ok this is the only one that i am in complete agreement with so far.  this man, this man.

sassy-holly:

dirty-got-secrets:

#311

haha ok this is the only one that i am in complete agreement with so far.  this man, this man.

sassy-holly:

oh my god. fucking brilliant. god bless this post x infinity

sassy-holly:

oh my god. fucking brilliant. god bless this post x infinity

(Source: blond007)

26

May

MARK: Which is why you have to stay alive. We can get married. And you’re going to become an amazing surgeon. And we’re going to have 2 or 3 kids.
LEXIE: So Sofia can have siblings.
MARK: Yeah, a sister and two brothers.
LEXIE: That’s nice. 
MARK: We’re going to be happy, Lex. You and me, we’re going to have the best lives, Lexie, you and me. We’re going to be so happy. 

(Source: jupid2)

Kit Harington || Richard Madden

Esquire México, May ‘12

(Source: mala-kuja)

25

May

Book!Cat:
Ned, you must go to Kings Landing to help Robert and find out what happened to Jon Arryn!
HBO!Cat:
Ned, stay here with me!
Book!Cat:
<during the King in the North scene> Robb, let's trade for the girls and sue for peace. You can't bring your father back.
HBO!Cat:
<during the same scene> ::silent::
Book!Cat:
Look, Robb, I know you don't want to negotiate with the Lannisters but you have to give them something. Okay, those terms aren't exactly what I was thinking but you're the King.
HBO!Cat:
::strangely missing from the negotiation table::
Book!Cat:
I don't care what you say, Robb, I'm not going home I'm staying right here by any means necessary. Also if you're going to negotiate with Balon Greyjoy you shouldn't give up our only hostage.
HBO!Cat:
You can't trust Balon! I want to go home!
Book!Cat:
Trying to forge an alliance with Renly Baratheon could be a good idea.
HBO!Cat:
Okay, Robb, I'll go negotiate with Renly, but I really want to go home.
Book!Cat:
<<discusses strategy and tactics with Renly>>
HBO!Cat:
<<gets dismissed to her tent by Renly>>
Book!Cat:
Releases Jaime after hearing about Rickon and Bran's "deaths", hoping to get back Sansa, who besides being her beloved daughter, is also a useful political piece (as Tywin *and* Robb would later note) and at that moment Robb's heir
HBO!Cat:
Releases Jaime because all her children are held captive and she wants them back
Book!Robb:
Forgives his mother because he has also done something "dishonorable"
HBO!Robb:
LOL HOUSE ARREST
MARK: Which is why you have to stay alive. We can get married. And you’re going to become an amazing surgeon. And we’re going to have 2 or 3 kids.
LEXIE: So Sofia can have siblings.
MARK: Yeah, a sister and two brothers.
LEXIE: That’s nice. 
MARK: We’re going to be happy, Lex. You and me, we’re going to have the best lives, Lexie, you and me. We’re going to be so happy. 

(Source: jupid2)

07

May

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

06

May

(Source: poisontao)

when someone asks why I can’t hang out on Sunday nights

sassy-holly:

coffeeandprocrastination:

^me. this literally just happened to me 5 min ago

05

May

I hate when my parents come into my room at like 7 am to ask me something

thefunniestpost:

They burst through the door like

And Im just like 

Hysterical Blog!